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So, I went to the bar last night.  Alone.  My wife had to work and Dave's out of town.  So, I sit down and the bar and order a Coors light.  Well, this older balding man starts talking to me.  He seems really nice. He plays clarinet.  Then, he starts buying me beers, yada, yada yada--all of a sudden he starts getting a little creepy.  "People don't like me," he says, "cuz I'm too sexual aggressive." After about the fifth time he says this, I go start talking to this other guy that's been giving me the eye all night.  He's cute.  But, when you tell a guy at a gay bar that yr bisexual--all of a sudden you become the town freak.

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Why did this handsome young man flexing his muscles get banned for life from the Cape Girardeau Arts Council for reading his short story "The Big Decision"? You'll have to order a copy of DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO ME to find out. Just click on the stud in the sleeveless shirt.

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Good ole Peter Pumpkin Head.  He dead too.

Mother, please let me suck at thy nipple.  No mother, please let me take suck at thy breast.

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