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Dear Mr. Crocker.
Hi. This Is the OPRAH. I think you're just the cutest little thing, I'd like to just pinch your little cheeks for you, yes I would, I'd like to just gobble you on up, yes I would, just gobble and gobble and gobble Ha HA! And gobble and gobble and eat you up all to nothin' just by gobblin' and gobblin' and gobblin' MMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMM I could just eat you up with a spoon--a little gravy and mashed taters on the side and you'd be perfect. Yes, I'd gobble and gobble and gobble and gobble. Yes I would.
--Oprah Winfrey.
P.S. I'm not a lesbian, not that there's anything wrong with that, I don't care what anyone says--I just like to gobble.

scattalogical eroticism anyone?  This is sort of gross.